Showing posts with label lord gnome. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lord gnome. Show all posts

Monday, 10 September 2007

Lookalikes

Sir,

It has been brought to my attention that I bear an uncanny resemblance to ex-England rugby coach, Jack Rowell. This similarity was re-enforced on my recent trip to Lille, when a complete stranger engaged me in conversation and addressed me regularly as 'Jack'

I wonder if we are by any chance related?

Me and Jack


Sir,
I am concerned that I have been compared to a young Ian Botham, the ex-England cricketer and Sky Sports pundit. I wonder if by any chance he and Jack Rowell are related?


Ian and Jack

Sir,

Who is Paul Allott? Could he be their love child?