The Only Gay in the Village

I am on a golf jolly in North Wales at the moment. There are ten of us playing some cracking courses. Already we have played Conwy, Nefyn and today, Royal St Davids in Harlech. All have most spectacular scenery and are to be recommended to all ardent golfers. I was third in the 'Masters, last yesterday and fourth today, so a bit up and down. We are staying in a small village called Criccieth, which seems to be dominated by gay hoteliers. They are all very hospitable, but mostly resemble characters from Lord of The Rings, rather than Little Britain.

Criccieth itself must have been a pleasant seaside resort in its time, but is now dominated by Chavy type people, and is quite run down. Whatever they do with the village though, it will always remain in Wales, so there is not a lot of hope for it.

Tomorrow we play Porthmadog before returning home, I need a good score to avoid winning the 'Rabbit'